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Hello is anyone home?
Sigh, I guess I'll try again
Hm, seems like no one's home
I suppose I'll try another bell
Ah, alright
Okay y'know what
I'm just gonna go ahead and knock on the door
What's the worst that could happen right
Okay it's just- it's just knocking on the door
How hard could it be
Alright okay, here we go
Sigh, still no answer
Okay y'know what? Fuck it
What if I just
Ding Dong
You fucking inconsiderate whore
Why won't you open the fucking door
I'm just trying to deliver your fucking grabfood order
Fuck yourself
You stupid fucking whore
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3. |
Beethoven Your Meat
01:31
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(How many) Goddamn times have we been over this
Just sing the goddamn song (But my vocals aren't warmed up yet I've gotta)
Yeah yeah shut the fuck up **** (I've gotta warm up my vocals)
Yeah your opinion doesn't fucking matter you fucking incel
(I wanna showcase my talent, this is my peak performance)
Just shut up (Please just let me do this, I've been wanting to do this forever)
Nobody fucking cares you fucking
(Space ring video game sound)
Just shut up and sing the damn song (Give me a chance to do this right please please)
Eh diam la cheebye just fucking
Beethoven blegh
Classical music, yuh
This one's Für Elise, bitch
Skrrt skrrt
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Yeehaw
This was all your idea
You and I under the tree
This was never meant to be
We walk with a curse and yet
Yet we spread it
And God in his throne he awaits
With open arms to accept
The guilt of our union
I feel nothing
I feel nothing
When you cry out
Fuel my addiction
To ease my doubt
But they keep on coming
Yeah they keep on coming back
They keep on coming back
They keep on coming back
I see them in the beams
Twenty one chromosomes
Haunt my dreams
They keep on coming back
I see them in the beams
Twenty one chromosomes
Haunt my dreams
But don't let life get you down
Haha get it… down
Tarnation upon your soul
Yeah
Tarnation upon your soul
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5. |
Fret Not
02:03
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If you or a loved one are experiencing symptoms of depression
Please do not be afraid to call 1800-whatever the number for depression is
Or visit www.depression.com for more help
You are not alone in this fight. Please do not
Fret
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6. |
my shit cannot come out
00:27
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Why my shit cannot come out one ah
Wa lan eh what I eat fuck
Eh hurry up la fuck
Sorry la got constipation la
How long you need
Wait very pain
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7. |
Haemorrhoids
00:43
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Ah my ass my bloody fucking ass
Oh my God my ass
I'm bleeding from the inside out
My anus is ruptured by the force of egestion
Like a blade, it cuts
All I see is brown and red
When I wipe, it hurts
All I feel is diarrhoea
Ugh, finally
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8. |
GUCCI PANTS
02:36
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Yo Trevor hit that shit
I just pissed my pants (Pissed my pants)
Cost me hundred grand (Hundred grand yuh)
These were Gucci pants (Gucci pants)
Got em in Japan (In Japan woo)
I just pissed my pants (Pissed my pants)
Cost me hundred grand (Hundred grand yuh)
These were Gucci pants (Gucci pants)
Ain't no common brand
White pants stained yellow from a dirty fellow
I rap to pay bills for my son's cello lessons (Cello lessons)
And I'll have you notice (Have you notice)
I'm the son of Moses
Parting the yellow sea
I cut my pants in half
It smell like pee pee
I put it in the wash
And now I take it out
And I can't wear it cause
I cut it in half
Fuck
I just pissed my pants (Pissed my pants)
Cost me hundred grand (Hundred grand yuh)
These were Gucci pants (Gucci pants)
Got em in Japan (In Japan woo)
I just pissed my pants (Pissed my pants)
Cost me hundred grand (Hundred grand yuh)
These were Gucci pants (Gucci pants)
Ain't no common brand
I went to my tailor (I went to my tailor yuh)
He said he said see you later (See you see you later yuh)
I said can you fix my pants (Can you can you fix my pants)
He said he don't wanna dance
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I bought new pants tonight
Chances are, that I might
Urination out of sight
And I'm contemplating should I buy
I just pissed my pants (Pissed my pants)
Cost me hundred grand (Hundred grand yuh)
These were Gucci pants (Gucci pants)
Got em In Japan (In Japan woo)
I just pissed my pants (Pissed my pants)
Cost me hundred grand (Hundred grand yuh)
These were Gucci pants (Gucci pants)
Ain't no common brand
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